Went to see DR TUBE.
The receptionist said I'd have to join the CU.
I said the near queue or the FAR QUEUE.
Went in and said to the doctor I'm feeling a bit DOWN TUBE.
I said I had a bit too much TENSION but UNDER SURFACE I was OK.
He asked me if I was getting enough CARB AND FIBRE in my diet.
I told him it was after I went to a party.
I thought this party would be a WASHOUT.
Willock was drinking juice. I said do you want some BERRI, WILLOCK
He said he was just going to BATTEN the hatches.
I went looking for some drugs. Like the ones QUAMBA TOOK.
Or maybe some LIGHT SPEED.
I'm trying to give up XT-SEE.
I wanted this to be the ULTIMA party.
But I couldn't find my FUN.
They were putting on a SILLY CONE.
I said 'TEFS FULL ON'.
I glided over to the pool SHARK.
His name was Poxic. I said 'HI POXIC'.
His arm was in a sling. He said he'd hurt his arm when puting his glider on the van. He's got VAN AERIAL DISEASE.
He was feeling a bit 'TOEY'.
His girlfriend was really cute - a bit of a CUL GOER.
Hugh played his guitar - he's very CHORD-WISE.
Two girls were getting friendly. Looked like it would be a TANDEM.
So I thought I'd WATCHEM.
It made me SPROG. But Steve Norman - he didn't give ATOSS.
But I was in ECSTACY.
Then Batten walked in. He'd had his hair done. I said nice TIPS BATTEN.
But he was getting BENT.
I went to the bar and got some drinks. It's up to BENDIGO next.
Someone's baby cried. I said that John KNOWS NAPPIES.
John said 'I wouldn't but INGLE WOULD'.
I went to the lounge looking for my favorites! TITTY BONG and SPEED.
The TOPLESS girls in the room were GO GO GO dancers but told me to STOP STOP STOP.
I found their mood hard to GAUGE.
I found a post card. I wrote a quick note and said to my mate King 'Hey KING POST this for me.
There was a girl called Witchy. I BOORT her a drink.
I intended to MOUNT WITCHY.
She's a bit wrinkly but they're just LUFF LINES.
Went out to the BBQ. Curtis was cooking his VG burgers.
There was music in the air, Born to be wild was the song, but my friend said this was by AEROS supply.
WHICH HE PROOFED to me by singing a few bars.
'I'M ALL OUT OF LIFT, I'M SO LOW WITHOUT YOU'.
Save came in. I said 'A LOW SAVE'.
He told me about a girl up the highway, so I CALDER.

We've done enough puns so we better
GO NOW!
GO NOW!
GO NOW!

(Drum beat and hand clapping)
Hey Beavo you're so fine, I just wish that you were mine. Hey Beavo!
Hey Beavo!
Hey Beavo you're so fine, getting air time all the time.
Hey Beavo! Hey Beavo!

You're always in the air
And never on the ground
You would rather find a thermal
Than some pussy you can pound
And if I was a windsock
Then you might want me around, Beavo!

When you come to Birchip
It's you that we adore
But big black bottomed cu's
Are when you call for more
The things that we could do
If you would just mahe me your whore, Beavo!

(Chorus)
Oh Beavo it's a pity but you oughta know
I think you broke my heart when you moved to Bendigo
Oh Beavo you must know it, but we'll tell you so
We all love you Beavo, we all love you Beavo, you Beavo, we all love you Beavo!

(drumming and clapping)

When you thermal out
You climb right through the pack
And coring all the lift
You're soon top of the stack
You've been flying so damn long
That we think you've got the knack

((My Sharona) G G (up octave) C A# Repeat)

My BBeavo

Some time before long
You're gonna have to break
Cos we got so much lovin'
That we are gonna make
And if you answer no
Then I think I'll cry a lake, Beavo!

(Chorus 2)
Oh Beavo what a pity you don't understand
You fly around the sky, when it's me that you could land
Oh Beavo we are just like putty in your hand
We all love you Beavo, you Beavo we all love you Beavo

You're eyes are brilliant blue
But you don't seem to see
That I was made for you
And you were made for me
We know you're hearings perfect
But you're not listening to me
We all love you Beavo, we love you Beavo you Beavo, we all love you Beavo

Oh Beavo it's a pity, but you oughta know
I think you broke my heart when you moved to Bendigo
Oh Beavo you must know it, but we'll tell you so
We all love you Beavo, we all love you Beavo, you Beavo, we all love you Beavo!

Oh Beavo what a pity you don't understand
You fly around the sky, when it's me that you could land
Oh Beavo we are just like putty in your hand
We all love you Beavo, you Beavo we all love you Beavo